Politics & the Cows

Socialism
You have two cows - you give one to your neighbor

Communism
You have two cows - the government takes them both and gives you the milk

Fascism
You have two cows - the government takes both and sells you the milk

Nazism
You have two cows - the government takes both and shoots you.

Capitalism
You have two cows - you sell one and buy a bull.

Trade Union
You have two cows - they take them from you shoot one and milk the other and throw the milk away.

Moral
Don't have anything to do with cows they only bring you trouble.

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Some Common words & its real meaning!

1."We will do it" means "You will do it"

2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"

3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"

4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!"

5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"

6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"

7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"

8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"

9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."
10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually fought"