Politics & the Cows
SocialismYou have two cows - you give one to your neighbor
Communism
You have two cows - the government takes them both and gives you the milk
Fascism
You have two cows - the government takes both and sells you the milk
Nazism
You have two cows - the government takes both and shoots you.
Capitalism
You have two cows - you sell one and buy a bull.
Trade Union
You have two cows - they take them from you shoot one and milk the other and throw the milk away.
Moral
Don't have anything to do with cows they only bring you trouble.
